Friday, December 28, 2007

Lyrics By Steinberg & Kelly

Christmas Eve, Orlando, my sister's house...

Six Year-old Niece: Uncle Joe, let's play singalong!

Uncle Joe: Oh, you have a karaoke machine! Neat!

The machine, with its large colorful buttons, is clearly made for a child. My niece turns it on and grabs the microphone. The lyrics of the first song begin to scroll up the small screen.

I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you...

Uncle Joe (panicked): Oh, I think I hear your mom calling us. Let's go back downstairs!

I know she doesn't understand the lyrics. But still. At least I know that for a six year-old, she has excellent reading skills.
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And Party Boys Rejoice

From Wired.com:
In what sounds like a dream for millions of tired coffee drinkers, Darpa-funded scientists might have found a drug that will eliminate sleepiness.

A nasal spray containing a naturally occurring brain hormone called orexin A reversed the effects of sleep deprivation in monkeys, allowing them to perform like well-rested monkeys on cognitive tests. The discovery's first application will probably be in treatment of the severe sleep disorder narcolepsy.

The treatment is "a totally new route for increasing arousal, and the new study shows it to be relatively benign," said Jerome Siegel, a professor of psychiatry at UCLA and a co-author of the paper. "It reduces sleepiness without causing edginess."

Orexin A is a promising candidate to become a "sleep replacement" drug. For decades, stimulants have been used to combat sleepiness, but they can be addictive and often have side effects, including raising blood pressure or causing mood swings. The military, for example, administers amphetamines to pilots flying long distances, and has funded research into new drugs like the stimulant modafinil (.pdf) and orexin A in an effort to help troops stay awake with the fewest side effects.

The monkeys were deprived of sleep for 30 to 36 hours and then given either orexin A or a saline placebo before taking standard cognitive tests. The monkeys given orexin A in a nasal spray scored about the same as alert monkeys, while the saline-control group was severely impaired.
Ten years ago I would have rejoiced at this news. These days it's TylenolPM city.

(Via - Slog.)

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Putting Their Foot Down

Found this in the window of the White Horse Tavern in the West Village yesterday. I guess they're fed up.

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Special Saintly NYE Swag

Courtesy of the Saint-At-Large, I've got two tickets to give away for their New Year's Eve party and go-go extravamanza in Times Square.
Join The Saint At Large, gaydom's premier dance party for over 28 years, as it delivers the euphoric rush of the beginnings of a new year in Times Square right into the heart of a gay dance party. Switching it up from last year's memorable concert debut of Jennifer Hudson at the Hammerstein Ballroom, the first party of the New Year begins moments AFTER THE BALL has dropped-- in the 11 million dollar, sparkling new Nokia Theatre.

AFTER THE BALL, the raunchy quality of Times Square will be recreated with a GAIETY NIGHTCLUB-like atmosphere with the naughty spectacle of Les Go-Go Bleu de Montreal and 42nd Street side show antics. The unchallenged leader of upbeat dance music, DJ Manny Lehman, takes the crowd on a journey of excitement and optimism for a new year. Add to this mix, the Enchanted elements of the opening stylings of NYC's favorite couple- CANDIS CAYNE & DJ MARCO and lighting brilliance from Saint At Large's GUY SMITH.
The party begins at 12:30AM, after the NYPD has swept out the expected two million revelers who will crowd Times Square to see the ball drop. Tickets are $70 through 12/31, $80 at the door (if available.) Buy tickets in person at Nasty Pig, Screaming Mimi's, Wear Me Out, or online at SaintAtLarge.com.

Enter to win the tickets by commenting on this post. Only comment once and please remember to leave your email address. As I have written many times, the Saint goes all-out with their parties. And from what I've read, the Nokia has fantastic sound. (The venue was formerly the Loews Astor Plaza, one of the largest single-screen theatres in NYC.) Go here for more on the party from Steve Weinstein.

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The Ghost Of Racism Past
(And Probably, Present)

A Ron Paul golden oldie is making the rounds on progressive blogs again. From his 1992 newsletter, the Ron Paul Survival Report:
Indeed, it is shocking to consider the uniformity of opinion among blacks in this country. Opinion polls consistently show that only about 5% of blacks have sensible political opinions, i.e. support the free market, individual liberty, and the end of welfare and affirmative action.... Given the inefficiencies of what D.C. laughingly calls the "criminal justice system," I think we can safely assume that 95% of the black males in that city are semi-criminal or entirely criminal.

If similar in-depth studies were conducted in other major cities, who doubts that similar results would be produced? We are constantly told that it is evil to be afraid of black men, but it is hardly irrational. Black men commit murders, rapes, robberies, muggings, and burglaries all out of proportion to their numbers.
(Via - Daily Kos.)

Poor Ron Paul. This story resurfaces every few years even though he's claimed that the above was written by a ghostwriter who was later fired. Four years later. Oh, and Paul has always refused to identify said ghostwriter. Must be why the story still has legs, huh?
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Castro To Get '70s Makeover
For Harvey Milk Biopic

This is totally worth a trip to San Francisco. From Matthew S. Bajko in the Bay Area Reporter:
The Castro is set to receive a makeover next month – Hollywood style – as the creative team behind the biopic on the life of Harvey Milk, the first openly gay man elected to office in the U.S., recasts the gay neighborhood back to its 1970s glory days.

Longtime denizens are likely to find some old haunts return to Castro Street, like the fabled Toad Hall bar – now part of Walgreens – and Milk's old camera shop – now the home of gift store Given – as the filmmakers recreate the streetscape from the days when Milk reigned over the area as the "mayor" of Castro Street.

"We want to dress this neighborhood the best we can like the 1970s," said Jonathan Shedd, the film's location manager. "We hope to create a feel that works."

Cars from the era will be parked on the streets. Awnings and street signs of businesses postdating that time will be changed. Even the Castro Theatre will be swept up by the time warp.

The movie-house's marquee, damaged by a Muni bus that ran into it while PG&E crews were doing work out front this fall, will be repaired next month and repainted to match the color palette it sported four decades ago. In addition to the settlement they receive from Muni – expected to be finalized in early January – the theater owners plan to spend upwards of $12,000 on the project.

It is all part of the realism the producing team behind the film is striving for as they bring Milk's life to the big screen. The movie, so far titled Milk, will star Bay Area resident Sean Penn as Milk, who forever changed the city and electrified its nascent gay rights movement when he hit town in 1972.

The film, directed by openly gay, Oscar-nominated Gus Van Sant, will depict Milk's rise from political agitator to successful candidate in the 1977 supervisor race and end with his assassination inside his City Hall office a year later.
(The photo above is of 1970's Castro landmark bar The Elephant Walk. I found the pic on Uncle Donald's Castro Street, which hosts an amazing archive of photos and advertising from San Francisco's gay bars and parades. The Elephant Walk was trashed by SF police the day after the White Night riots.)

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Broadway Friday

Michael Kidd, the legendary and award-winning choreographer of Broadway shows such as Guys and Dolls and Finian's Rainbow and movie classics such as The Band Wagon and Seven Brides for Seven Brothers died on Sunday at age 92.

Kidd won five Tony Awards over his career and a 1997 Honorary Oscar "in recognition of his services to the art of dance in the art of the screen." Kidd earned his Tonys for: Finian’s Rainbow in 1947, Guys and Dolls in 1951, Can-Can in 1954, “Li’l Abner in 1957, and Destry Rides Again in 1960.

- The soundtrack from Young Frankenstein has been released. The disc includes Alone, a solo number sung by Megan Mullally which has been cut from the show.

- Broadway's grosses have rebounded post-strike. Last week the Great White Way reported more than $21M in ticket sales. That's $2M over the same period last year and does not include the gross for Young Frankenstein (estimated at $1.55M for the week) because that show's producers didn't report their sales.

- The National Museum of Patriotism, "a nonprofit research center for exploring the development of patriotism through educational displays and exhibits", has awarded one of its 2007 Patriotism Awards to Sardi's Restaurant. OK, then.

- Not everyone is raving about Harold Pinter's The Homecoming. James Brady in Forbes: " Do we really need yet another dysfunctional family? Don't we have O'Neill for that?" Yes, but who would go to see a play about a happy, well-balanced family - should such a creature exist?

- Tickets are now on sale for In The Heights, a musical about life in Manhattan's Dominican nabe, Washington Heights. Performances begin at the Richard Rogers Theatre on Feb. 14. During its Off Broadway run earlier this year, the show earned the 2007 Outer Critics Circle and Lucille Lortel Awards for Outstanding Musical and was nominated for the 2007 Drama Desk Awards for Outstanding Music and Outstanding Lyrics.

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Thursday, December 27, 2007

Billboard Year-end Charts

From Billboard's year-end charts:

Top Singles

1 IRREPLACEABLE Beyonce
2 UMBRELLA Rihanna Featuring Jay-Z
3 THE SWEET ESCAPE Gwen Stefani Featuring Akon
4 BIG GIRLS DON'T CRY Fergie
5 BUY U A DRANK T-Pain Featuring Yung Joc
6 BEFORE HE CHEATS Carrie Underwood
7 HEY THERE DELILAH Plain White T's
8 I WANNA LOVE YOU Akon Featuring Snoop Dogg
9 SAY IT RIGHT Nelly Furtado
10 GLAMOROUS Fergie Featuring Ludacris


Top Albums

1 DAUGHTRY Daughtry
2 KONVICTED Akon G
3 THE DUTCHESS Fergie
4 HANNAH MONTANA Soundtrack
5 SOME HEARTS Carrie Underwood
6 ALL THE RIGHT REASONS Nickelback
7 FUTURESEX/LOVESOUNDS Justin Timberlake
8 HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2 Soundtrack
9 NOW 23 Various Artists
10 MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT Linkin Park

Club Play

1 I NEED SOMEONE Ralph Falcon
2 ROCK THIS PARTY (EVERYBODY DANCE NOW) Bob Sinclar
3 SAY IT RIGHT Nelly Furtado
4 RUNAWAY Jamiroquai
5 MINIMAL Pet Shop Boys
6 DON'T STOP THE MUSIC Rihanna
7 YOU'RE THE ONE Ono
8 CHANGE Kimberley Locke
9 DISCOTECH Young Love
10 MAKE IT LAST Dave Aude Featuring Jessica Sutta

Well, at least I know a couple of these.
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Darwin Award Nominee?

I wonder if the guy who was killed by a tiger at the SF Zoo is eligible for this year's Darwin Awards? He was 17, so minors probably don't qualify.

SAN FRANCISCO, California (CNN) -- The father of a teen who was killed by a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo questioned the facility's safety on Thursday, as police reportedly considered whether one of the victims taunted the deadly jungle cat. Sources close to the investigation told the San Francisco Chronicle that police are probing whether one of the Siberian tiger's three victims climbed over a fence Christmas Day and then dangled a leg or other body part over the moat.

Police said Carlos Sousa, 17, of San Jose was killed just outside the tiger's enclosure. The two others, who were injured, were about 300 yards away by a cafe. A shoe and blood were found between the fence and the moat, the Chronicle reported, and a footprint has been found on a metal fence.

The investigation is looking into the possibility that the tiger escaped by latching on to a leg or other body part, the paper reported. "Somebody created a situation that really agitated [the tiger] and and gave her some method to break her out," zoo director Manuel Mollinedo told the Chronicle. "A couple of feet dangling over the edge could possibly have done it."

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Benazir Bhutto Assassinated

Former Pakistan Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto was assassinated in a suicide attack today.
RAWALPINDI, Pakistan - Pakistani opposition leader Benazir Bhutto was killed Thursday in a suicide attack as she drove away from a campaign rally just minutes after addressing thousands of supporters, aides said.

The attacker shortly after Bhutto addressed the rally in the garrison city of Rawalpindi. There were conflicting accounts over the sequence of events.

Rehman Malik, Bhutto's security adviser, said Bhutto was shot in the neck and chest by the attacker, who then blew himself up.

Party supporter Chaudry Mohammed Nazir said that two gunshots rang out when Bhutto's vehicle pulled into the main street and then there was a big blast next to her car.

But Javed Iqbal Cheema, spokesman for the Interior Ministry, told state-run Pakistan Television that Bhutto died when a suicide bomber struck her vehicle. At least 20 others were killed in the blast, according to an Associated Press reporter at the scene.

Bhutto was rushed to the hospital and taken into emergency surgery. "At 6:16 p.m. she expired," said Wasif Ali Khan, a member of Bhutto's party who was at Rawalpindi General Hospital.

The death of the charismatic former prime minister threw the campaign for the Jan. 8 election into chaos and created fears of mass protests and an eruption of violence across the volatile South Asian nation.
Horrible, horrible news. Pakistan was already teetering on civil war and now their major cities are in complete chaos. (They've got nukes, you know.) Bush has been pouring billions into Pakistan to prop up Musharraf's regime. This news will surely have an effect on our presidential race, not to mention the stock market.
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Open Thread Thursday

2008. Predict away, Nostradamus. Bonus points for rhyming quatrains.
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Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Departure

No new blogging, today is a travel day for me. But something I just witnessed reminded me of this story, one of the first I wrote for JMG.

Departure

JFK airport. The JetBlue terminal.

I'm sitting in the crowded pre-boarding area, waiting for my plane to Florida to arrive.

Seated next to me are a man and his young son. The father is in his mid-30's and has a long black ponytail which is tied back with a large turquoise clasp. I judge him to be Native American, then notice he is wearing a Cleveland Indians sweatshirt. Irony? Perhaps.

His son is about ten years old, wearing a hooded sweatshirt that says "Brooklyn". On his feet are Air Jordans. I can hear abrasive rap music blasting from beneath his headphones. His dad nudges him.

"So, what do you think?"

The boy shakes his head, removes his headphones and barks out a sullen "What?"

"What do you think?" his dad repeats.

The boy looks at him defiantly. "What do I think about WHAT?"

His father indicates the door to the jetway and says, "I mean, all this. What do you think about it?'"

His son looks away. After a moment he says, "I don't know. Does it matter what I think?"

"Of course it matters to me what you think."

The boy remains silent. His father stands up to go throw away his coffee cup and I notice his son's burning eyes follow him. When his father turns around, the boy quickly shifts his gaze to the arriving plane, now pulling up to the gate.

His father sits back next to me and leans forward with his elbows on his knees. He stares at the carpet and says, "You know....you can email me."

"I know", says the boy.

"And I'll email you right back, I promise," his dad says, nodding his head to emphasize that promise.

"OK," the boy says indifferently.

They sit there in silence until the gate agents begin announcing the rows. We all stand up and I get in line behind them. Only when we reach the door do I realize that only the boy is flying.

"OK, this is it," says the father.

"Yeah."

The father opens his arms and hugs the boy, who endures the embrace with his arms held stiffly at his side.

"Bye son," the man says. "You'll be fine. You'll like it there. I'll call you and your mom tonight."

"OK, bye." The boy breaks away and marches resolutely down the ramp.

I follow him onto the plane. He has the window seat in my row and I watch him clumsily latch his seatbelt. He ignores the pre-flight safety instruction, instead focusing his attention out the window as we are pushed back from the gate.

As the plane starts to rumble down the runway, I see the boy's lower lip begin to tremble. We lift off and climb sharply, then make a steep bank. The lights of Manhattan swing up into the boy's window. He turns his back to me and puts his hands on both sides of the window.

To anybody else on that plane, they are seeing the back of a curious little boy, lost in the wonder and fascination of New York City thousands of feet below him.

The cabin lights blink off and the boy's face is suddenly reflected back. His eyes are closed and his mouth is open in a silent wail as his world drops away beneath the plane.
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Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Evening View - Fra-Gee-Lay!

Found this in my sister's neighbor's front window. Now that's Xmas, to me. If you don't recognize the lamp, go here.

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Morning View - Chimney Snoop

I busted my 4 year-old nephew peeping up the chimney to try to figure out how Santa had gotten into the house. It's clear and about 75 degrees in Orlando. And yet I miss New York. Go figure.

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Santa Swag Tuesday

Courtesy of Santa, today's Swag Tuesday prize is the 2007 Big Box Of Mystery Leftovers. The box contains books, DVDs, CDs and various other swag-type items. Most of these items are extra copies from recent Swag Tuesday giveaways. Others were released in weeks that I already had something scheduled and therefore never made the blog. There are about 20 items overall.

Enter to win the 2007 Big Box Of Mystery Leftovers by commenting on this post. Only comment once and please remember to leave your email address. Publicists: if you'd like to take part in Swag Tuesday on JMG, please email me.
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Sunday, December 23, 2007

Xmas Adam

Some call today Christmas Eve Eve, but others call it Christmas Adam. Because Adam came before Eve. Poor Eve, she probably had to finish by herself. Adam was never so selfish with Steve.
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Dance Of The Sugar Plum Lesbians

This story makes its 4th annual appearance on JMG....

Grand Central Terminal functions as the mechanical heart of midtown New York City, pumping out several thousand workers and tourists on one beat, then sucking in several thousand more on the next.

The rhythms of the terminal are fascinating.

Beat. Four thousand, inbound from New Haven.

Beat. Three thousand, outbound to Westchester.

Worlds collide on the main floor.

The tourists gawk up at the gloriously ornate ceiling and uselessly flash their digital cameras at objects hundreds of feet away.

The commuters rush up to the track displays to determine their track number, then dart across the terminal floor, dodging the milling tourists, heads down, like running backs heading for the end zone.

It's mesmerizing. It's majestic.

And sometimes, like tonight, it's magical.

I'm walking through the massive main room just as the holiday laser show begins on the ceiling. To the tune of Take The "A" Train, the laser depicts two trains arriving from different directions. The trains stop opposite each other, and a reindeer leaps out of each one and crosses over to the opposite train.

The laser traces the outline of one of the zodiac constellations painted on the ceiling, and the Cancer crab leaps to life and becomes the Crab Conductor, waddling down the center aisle of the car, punching the reindeers' ticket stubs with his claws.

I move over to the edge of the room, near the entrance for Track 25, so I can watch the reaction to the show. As usual, I'm more entertained by watching the audience than by watching the actual show.

At the ticket windows, standing in front of signs that say "Harlem Line" or "Hudson Line", commuters tilt their heads painfully back to view the show directly overhead. The tourists cluster in delighted circles, holding each others' elbows for balance as they nearly bend over backwards.

Some people move to the edges of the great hall, as I have, to remove themselves from the traffic flow while they watch. Among those that come to join me on the perimeter of the room is a lesbian couple. They stand quite close to me, the taller woman behind the shorter one, with her arms wrapped around her, supporting her a bit, as they both lean back on the marble wall.

The shorter woman is stout, with a large firm chest. Her hair is short and brushed back into what might have once been called a ducktail. She has an ornate tattoo on her left forearm, and she has a leather wallet protruding from the rear pocket of her jeans, attached to her leather belt by a short silver chain. She has more than a passing resemblence to Tony Danza, her big boobs nothwithstanding, so naturally (in my head) I name her Toni.

Toni's girlfriend is blond, her short ponytail dangles just above her collar. She is wearing long Christmas tree earrings which nearly brush her shoulders. Her lanky, sinewy limbs are bound in a tight running outfit, over which she is wearing a school athletic jacket. I imagine that she might be a coach at Yale or Harvard, perhaps a girls lacrosse coach, or maybe track and field.

Coach is squeezing Toni tightly and they bounce together to the music a bit. Coach looks over at me and catches me smiling. She nudges Toni, who looks over at me too, and we all grin goofily at each other for a moment.

Overhead, a new show begins. The familiar opening notes of Tchaikovsky's Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairies ring out as the Empire State Building and the Chrysler Building sprout arms, bow to each other, and begin waltzing across the ceiling.

I look around the room and it's as if time was frozen for just a second, every person stopped in mid-stride, eyes cast upward, mouths open in silent joy.

Toni pushes away from Coach, turns around and delivers her a bow as deep and as elegant as the one just depicted overheard.

"Madame, may I please have this dance?" she asks Coach.

Coach looks around a bit awkwardly, "You are TOO much!" And she giggles.

"Madame, I must insist!" says Toni, as she takes Coach's hands into hers.

Coach relents and she and Toni begin a beautful, slow waltz, moving in half-time to the music. As you might have guessed already, Toni leads.

As they dance, their eyes remain locked on each other. Toni is giving Coach an intense look, her lips tightly curled into a satisfied smile. Coach is grinning from ear to ear, and again she giggles.

All around Coach and Toni, the tourists, the businessmen, the students, the conductors, even the guy with a broom, they're all watching. Some are expressionless, but more are smiling, and some of them...some of them are frantically fussing with their cameras, eager to capture this magical New York Moment.

Serendipity prevails, the tune ends, and Toni dips Coach backwards with a dramatic upsweep of her free arm as a firestorm of camera flashes erupt around them. Toni pulls Coach up and close to her, and they hug. There's another camera flash, and the crowd begins to move along.

Then.

"Hey, look!"

The laser show is being concluded with giant sprigs of mistletoe appearing over our heads. This time, it's Coach who bends down and plants a long tender kiss on Toni's non-lipsticked mouth. There's another flash of cameras from the delighted audience.

Toni takes Coach's hand, and they begin to move off towards the exit.

"Oh, don't stop!" says a disappointed woman, still rummaging for her camera.

Toni looks back over her shoulder and says, "I never will."

The mechanical heart of New York City, Grand Central Terminal, beats again, but this time I hear a different rhythm. This time I hear a double beat.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYBODY!
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